Published on September 30, 2172
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Swan Song Clothes on Auction

The cast of Swan Song announced they have donated the clothes they wore in the blockbuster movie for the upcoming Children’s Bureau auction to support foster children and their foster families. The only item not up for auction will be Syndi Monroe’s shoes, which have mysteriously vanished. One rumor has it that Syndi doesn’t want anyone to know her true shoe size. The other rumor has it that an unnamed actor used one to drink out of at the after-party celebrating the movie’s numerous awards. (ewww) Clint Johnson, who won best supporting actor for his role in the movie, volunteered he wears a size 14.

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