It had to happen. The only surprise is that it took this long for humanity to add a new monarchy. The Grokenspoels, famed for the creation of the superfood Krasnot, announced that they have purchased Rosalind, one of Uranus’ inner moons, and named the territory the Grokenspoel Kingdom. (Just trips off the tongue, doesn’t it?) “There’s no precedent in interplanetary law regarding kingdoms,” admitted Susan Bleckman, Sol Planet Federation counsel. She added that it remains to be seen how much legal weight the new monarchy will carry. One can be certain, however, that the family will expect to use the titles.
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