Last week, Starla Saffire swore she performed in person at the Pantheon on Eris for her Live with Starla! show. However, a trebit posted a picture of the singer lounging poolside at lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel, Earthside, the next day. Now, doing the math, which admittedly this editor isn’t great at, it takes at least 24 Earth Hours to travel from Eris to the home planet, and Saffire’s show ended at 11:00 p.m. Earth Standard Time. “I feel played! My ticket cost a fortune. I expected the real thing, not some Bot,” complained one fan. The person, who declined to be identified, did admit that she wondered if something was off during the performer’s song, Bridges on Neptune. “I never thought Saffire was that talented a dancer,” she admitted. Saffire declined to comment.
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