For more than a decade, the Cosmic Club has evaded publicity, but this reporter has finally gained a peek and the rumors have proven true, kind of, mostly. The Club, which travels around the Solar System, has long been the retreat of the wealthy, famous, and infamous. While its origin and founders remain a mystery, this reporter has been told current members seen recently entering the Club at its latest stop on Neptune included Dwane Goodman, brother to Sol System politician Dwight Goodman, arm-in-arm with mega celebrity Starla Radial, looking radiant after her latest show at the Celestial on Ceres. Rumor has it other recent visitors included Harry and Maria Beaufin of the famed Beaufin Beauty line, who announced they’d married each other for the third time. “I just love weddings,” Maria admitted. When asked if the alleged Cave room really exists, the renewed Mrs. Beaufin only replied, “it was really dark inside.”
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