Famed artist Frida Kahlan was recently spotted absconding with the eight-foot, year-old Ceres Crystal sculpture she’d created as a tribute to her former patron and partner Johan Resbold. “Why shouldn’t I take it?” Kahlan said when spied ripping it out of Resbold’s front lawn. “I made it.” The artist added that she’s putting the sculpture, which she’d christened “Forever Love,” up for auction next month. A tribit told this reporter that the couple’s ending and sculpture’s auction was predicated by Kahlan finding Resbold in flagrante with newly discovered artist Caroll Crespiani. Critistophe’s, the auction house handling the auction, estimates the sculpture, weighing more than 900 pounds, will bring in at minimum a cool $3 billion.
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