It’s common knowledge that eating orgberries that have been harvested anytime except during Desdemona’s fall season is ill-advised. However, some clearly haven’t gotten the message. Authorities recently picked up an eight-person group, including celebrities Audrey Auerbach and Abe Alberg, stoned out of their minds on the multi-colored, tart berries, naked and, ahem, frolicking, in the middle of the Uranus moon’s Urocken Lobby. “I was shocked,” said traveler Mavis Moorehead. “My children did not need to see that. Neither did I. Their features have definitely been enhanced in their performances.” Moorehead declined to share her pictures.
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