Published on June 30, 2172
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CryoCashe Discovered

Details are starting to leak about who was found in the cryocashe archeologists discovered stashed deep in Mars’ Olympus Mons. If it’s true who doctors are allegedly bringing back to life, it’s not surprising they chose the location, known as the Solar System’s largest volcano, considering their reputations back in the 2020s and drive for greatness. It’s also not surprising to hear that many of them, who had used extreme physical enhancers, had to be given antidepressants when they discovered their bodies now resembled those of Neptune’s botabits. Stay tuned as more details emerge.

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