As mentioned in GG’s last issue, Luna has launched its newest cruise ship, the Cer Whisperer, or for those in the know, the Cer. “The ship has every luxury,” exclaimed Luna chief executive officer and avid traveler Cy Cabeline when asked about her latest ship. “For now, Cer will orbit Ceres—the dwarf planet has just so many interesting features!” She added that Cer’s trips may soon extend to Jupiter, due to the other planet’s next-door location. When asked about Cer’s inaugural cruise, Cy wouldn’t confirm who’d been included on the exclusive invite-only guest list, only to discount the rumor that Sly Rocks had trashed one of the dining rooms in an altercation with Marv Rumble.
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